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The Twelve Days of Christmas…with Children December 21, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Noelle Bickle / Abby Brooks @ 4:02 PM

* On the first day of Christmas my children gave to me: a steaming cup de-stress green tea.

* On the second day of Christmas my children gave to me: two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the third day of Christmas my children gave to me: three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the fourth day of Christmas my children gave to me: four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the fifth day of Christmas my children gave to me: five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the sixth day of Christmas my children gave to me: six eyes a-rolling; five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the seventh day of Christmas my children gave to me: seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the eighth day of Christmas my children gave to me: eight tongues a-wagging; seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the ninth day of Christmas my children gave to me: nine pals with play dates; eight tongues a-wagging; seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the tenth day of Christmas my children gave to me: ten “gimme-gimmes”; nine pals with play dates; eight tongues a-wagging; seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea..

* On the eleventh day of Christmas my children gave to me: eleven rooms a-messing; ten “gimme-gimmes”; nine pals with play dates; eight tongues a-wagging; seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five…big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

* On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me: twelve siblings screaming; eleven rooms a-messing; ten “gimme-gimmes”; nine pals with play dates; eight tongues a-wagging; seven lippy comebacks; six eyes a-rolling; five… big meltdowns; four fists a-flying; three “Mom! She’s bugging”; two bold face lies; and a steaming cup of de-stress green tea.

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14 Responses to “The Twelve Days of Christmas…with Children”

  1. Dale Long Says:

    HAHAHA!! Sounds like the pre-Christmas ritual in a house haunted by children. I’d like to say they grow out of it…

  2. Rhonda Says:

    Love it! Posting it to help me through MY 12 days of Christmas! Thanks

  3. I wish I’d talked to you earlier, I could have added another funny one based on our conversation!

  4. Oh, Noelle. You know my children!

  5. Nicole Says:

    Too funny Noelle! That was really really great! Merry Christmas to you all.

    Nicole

  6. Lisa Says:

    Hey- have you been spying through my windows?

  7. Norma Bickle Says:

    Too funny Noelle, it must have been dificult to make that stuff up LOL

  8. Candy Says:

    haha noelle, my friend Cassie & I sang this to the actual tune, and well we messed up a few times and took out the work “green” but hey we laughed an had fun while reading it.

    She says one day we’ll record it an post it on facebook, and we’ll tag you init.

    great work,

    love your little cuz =)


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